No Brainer World Domination Tour

  • Blok Bar Luzern, Löwengraben 16, Luzern
  • Alfred Caffebar, Bleicherstrasse 1, Luzern
  • Musikzentrum Sedel, Sedelhof 2, Luzern
  • Jelmoli Food Market, Seidengasse 1, Zürich
  • Portofino, Töpferstrasse 5, Luzern
  • Bistro Krienbrüggli, Burgerstrasse 8, Luzern
  • Storchen Weinbar, Kornmarkt 9, Luzern
  • Glou Glou, Waldstätterstrasse 7, Luzern
  • Chocherei, Riedholzstrasse 9, Ebikon
  • Area 43 Tattoos & Piercings, Habsburgerstrasse 37, Luzern
  • Gelateria dell Alpi, Denkmalstrasse 11, Luzern
  • Alpineum, Denkmalstrasse 11, Luzern
  • Nordpol Luzern, Reusszopf, 6015 Luzern
  • Carlton Tivoli Tennis Club, Haldenstrasse 16, Luzern
  • Markthalle Luzern, Bahnhof SBB, 6003 Luzern
  • Karel Korner, Winkelriedstrasse 30, Luzern
  • Plan B Catering / Krienserhalle, Gallusstrasse 14, Kriens
  • Mezzogiorno Luzern, Hirschengraben 33b, Luzern
  • Restaurant 3 Könige, Klosterstrasse 10, Luzern
  • Beau Séjour, Haldenstrasse 53, Luzern
  • Bistro Mes Amis, Auf Musegg 1, Luzern
  • Schlossbistro Meggenhorn, Meggenhornstrasse, Meggen
  • Restaurant Mill'Feuille, Mühlenplatz 6, Luzern
  • Garden Villa, Richard Wagner Weg 11, Luzern
  • Brasserie Bodu, Kornmarkt 5, Luzern
  • Bourbaki Kino Bar, Löwenplatz 11, Luzern
  • Café Nord, Bundesstrasse 21, Luzern
  • db public house, Pilatusstrasse 12, Luzen
  • En Bas, Moosstrasse 2, Luzern
  • Finale, Winkelriedstrasse 30, Luzern
  • Magdi Beiz & Bar, Eisengasse 5, Luzern
  • Mairübe / Meyer Kulturbeiz, Bundesplatz 3, Luzern
  • Onkel Salamat, Brünigstrasse 19, Luzern
  • Petrus, Claridenstrasse 2, luzern
  • The ROP, Sonnmatthof 3, Rothenburg
  • Die Taube, Rathausgasse 50, Bern
  • Kaffee Kind, Baselstrasse 27, Luzern
  • Café Bar Volière, Inseli, Luzern
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@AndrewAngry

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I expected to have a decent beer but there was no alcohol in it! F***ing waste of money for not even getting drunk

Rated 1/5

@SelinaUnsatisfied

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Terrible design! I would be scared to have something so inappropriate in my fridge. Imagine if the kids find it!

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@notHeineken

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I am in now way related to a big brewery but I think that there is much better non-alcoholic beer on the market that doesn't use skulls and brains to try to appear cool...

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