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No Brainer GmbH
Dufourstrasse 17
6003 Luzern
Switzerland

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@AndrewAngry

Happy Customer

I expected to have a decent beer but there was no alcohol in it! F***ing waste of money for not even getting drunk

Rated 1/5

@SelinaUnsatisfied

Happy Customer

Terrible design! I would be scared to have something so inappropriate in my fridge. Imagine if the kids find it!

Rated 1/5

@notHeineken

Happy Customer

I am in now way related to a big brewery but I think that there is much better non-alcoholic beer on the market that doesn't use skulls and brains to try to appear cool...

Rated 2/5

@nobrainer.wtf

Happy Customer

Please send us your feedback! We really don't care about what you're saying and everything will go into an email account we never check.

Rated 5/5